XII

I'm like a pack of eggs right now...of 12. These past five days I will say went by pretty quickly, but not quick enough.

What's helps me get through it all like any personal first world problem I'm faced with (like break ups, no food in the house that I WANT to eat) I watch movies. I have since my mom put a bottle of rum in my hands, so four. Okay, that's a lie you got me. It was Jim Bean. It helps teething don't judge her she's a wonderful mother.

Here are some fairly recent movies that I think that have great drinking moments.

"Wedding Crashers"(2005)- Yes I know typical wedding movie of course that's great for drinking. WRONG this is one of the best wedding movies ever! Aside from #4 of course. There is something about everything in this movie that just calls for a drink. I think the best scene is when Vince gets rubbed by Isla Fisher. If I was at that dinner party (aside from flirting with Rachel McAdams) I would of had a stiff one. Bad joke. Think of how many big names are in that movie! Owen Wilson, Christopher Walken,Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, Bradley Cooper, and wasn't Betty white's cousin in that too? I don't know.

"Ocean's 11" (1960, 2001)- It's sheer class. You have Las, Vegas, casinos, crime, and a little romance. I would love to see 11 guys get away with a job like that in my generation. It just won't happen.Especially now all we wanna do is reblog zombie apocalypse theories and still watch Teen Wolf. So instead, lets praise the people who could. Cheers?

"The Hunger Games"(2012)-People are bludgeoned, toddlers are speared, and everyone in the capital looks like the aftermath of a bad rave. Even if this really existed, I would have to watch intoxicated. Haymitch was the only smart one out of the entire dsytopia. I say, take a gin and tonic, and watch Peeta  hides like a bitch under a rock.

"Bridesmaids"(2010)-Why not?Again, big names here,well kinda. You've got Mya, Kristen, and Megan. This movie is easily going to be a classic just from the plane ride alone. There has to be two movies on her that are themed around a wedding, because its a celebration. In this movie, celebrate everything from food poisoning, fear of flying, taking lap naps, douche bag boyfriends, and even free golden retrievers. Everyone wants a golden retriever, I'll drink to that.

I didn't want to do all of the cult classic movies like "The Hangover" or "American Pie". We all know what those are about, let's get creative America. We are becoming too plain.

Now who wants to make a drinking game out of "Passion and the Christ"?