The Old Fashioned

 

What you'll need:

A Rocks Glass

Orange Slice
Orange Bitters
Bourbon or Whiskey (whatever your preference. Just don't do Scotch, let's not be wasteful)
Sugar
Ice
water

Take your rocks glass, dash 4-5 drops of bitters first in the glass then place 1/2 tbs of sugar on the bottom of the glass.

 

Swirl you glass around to lace it the bitters and sugar

 

Cut a 1/6 slice of your orange, and place it in the glass (eat the rest yum Vitamin C ^_^)

 

Fill your cup with Ice (give it some wiggle room)

 

Pour 2 oz of your whiskey of your choice (or however much you'd like)

 

Add a splash of water and stir

 

Enjoy :)

 

CAUTION: If you put too much bitters in your glass on accident, before adding the other ingredients simply swirl your glass and dump whatever left over residue you have.

 

 

 

My Christmas List

 

 

 

 

 

 

Breckenridge Bourbon

 

Jameson Black Barrel

 

Terradora Taurasi

360 Glazed Dounut vodka

 

Smithwicks

 

Tito's Handmade Vodka

 

Collingwood Canadian Whiskey

 

Trader Vicks Macadamia Nut

 

Carolans Irish Cream

 

Orin Swift Papillon

 

Your Ultimate Winter Drink

Ah the good ole HOT WHISKEY! One of my favorite winter drinks that warms me right up!

 

I first was met with the lovely treat almost THREE years ago in Galway, Ireland. I was at College Bar at NUIG Galway (Ireland may be Catholic, but they love their drinks), and my friend Fleur ordered a Hot whiskey. Its like tea for adults. You actually can use one of your favorite teas and add it to this lovely mix if you're sick of the classic process.

 

You see, it's all pretty simple.

 

 

1. Grab a tea kettle, or a pot,  and fill it with water. Heat that baby up! (with fire/heat)
2.  While your water is heating,take a mug, take a shot (or 6) of your favorite Irish Whiskey. Stay away from Jameson. Make it different spice it up. I'm currently drinking Concannon ; its a blend of malt and grain whiskey from the lovely country :). It has some spice and a bit of smoke in it because this whiskey is left ex-bourbon barrels and then Pinot Noir (wine) casks for a maximum of four years to bring out a bit more character than the classic Jameson you see everywhere you go
3. Add a tablespoon of lemon in your mug, followed by 3 teaspoons of sugar (or as sweet as you'd prefer)
4. When the water boils, add as much water as needed to fill up the mug and stir. Let it cool a bit so its drinkable and enjoy :)

Enjoy Folks. I think for most of you its a great way to settle in your 4 week vacation ^_^

The Things that Make you Scream for Caffeine : A Dr. Suess Finals Week Poem

Rum

  Irish Cream

Coffee Liqueur

 

These three things will make you drink your coffee more.

 

In a

 

 Latte

Espresso

Cappaccino

or Shake

 

It is the sure thing to make your body quake.

 

Add a little or a lot

 

It always hits the spot.

 

Don't be shy share a little

 

as long as you all drink it till the last drop.

Why I love Wine: A Compliation of my favorites of 2012

There are times like there were all I want to do is curl on my couch, turn on the tv and watch a show with substance, and moral character. I show full of substance, playful banter, and one that truely expresses the vaule of traditions.

 

So, as I was watching "Drawn Together" in sweats and my favorite pair of socks.

 

 

Wonder woman knee highs

 

I found myself in the worst possible situation a twenty three year old drunk would be faced with; no booze in the house.

 

  It hit me, on such a cool night I need the best medicine to consume that only compliments a fall night like this in such a relaxing location. A glass  bottle of wine seemed like that would be the best option.

 

Then I realized, I need to share my favorite wines of the year.

 

Ladies and Gentlmen, the fab 5.

 

Orin Swift "E"

Most of you have heard me talk about  Orin Swift wines frequently, but here is something that is finally affordable for all with the college budget. This Spanish red (Thus E for Espana) has the perfect balance of fruit and spice with an added dose of "That's the stuff right there".

 

 

 

Villa San-Juliette Cabernet Sauvignon

I love Cabernet Sauvignon. Its bred with Cabernet Franc, and Sauvignon Blanc. Normally, "Cabs" are heavy in tanin but again, this wine is lighter and fruity, because of it's location (Paso Robles). Like all Cabs though, it still has the weight you would want in a Cab.

Terradora Lacyrma Christi

Want one of the dirtiest things in the world aside from Lindsay Lohan's P***y? (Because no one wants that anymore) This wine is it. It's got that volcanic soil taste with dark deep fruits which pull it all together into a healthy, hearty wine to immerse yourself in.

 

Mumm Napa Cuvee

Celebrate for New years with this! Stop drinking Andre and J Roget. It's simply soda pop for adults. We are better than that. Get the same sweetness as those cheap sparkling wines, but add apricot, pear, and little bubbles in your glass. Little bubbles = classy bitch.

Bota Box Redvolution

I mean come on,we're in college! I have to promote a boxed wine for those who NEED to buy in bulk. It's a simple blend but it's great for ANY occassion..during the day.

Breakfast- Bota Flakes

Lunch- Botawich

Dinner- Redvolution stew

It's pretty versatile.

 

 

The best drinks that will make you FALL on the floor.

It's officially October, so now I feel a need to express to you beautiful people the prime drinks we should all enjoy for the fall season. I find these drinks as the PERFECT transition to when the colored foliage ceases to fall and things get a little chilly.
  Meaning....IT GON SNOW

Oh, My, God. This beer is probably my top pick for any pumpkin ale right now. I am already a huge fan of the Sam Adams Line (I'm stoked for the winter lager), but to honestly, this is the my first exposure to their pumpkin ale. It's lighter than you'd expect seeing as how you'd think the pumpkin flavor plus hops and barely would make it very heavy. It's the complete opposite. I'm sure my mother can vouch for me but the first bottle I had was done in five minutes. Completely on accident. If you're a beer person and you'd wish to get into the fall spirit, Sam Adams went above and beyond. (Tune in later this month when I critique every pumpkin beer. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it)

What's not to love about this? 1. It's class vodka 2. Seeing as how I love ethnic women, there is nothing wrong with a little caramel. For those unaware Sobieski is a Polish vodka that is at a very fair price for a quality spirit. I convinced the liquor store I work at to start carrying this vodka merely for the reason of the rush it will have over the fall season.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Drink Tip: Mix this vodka with Apple Cider hot or cold, it gives your cider a little spike and the caramel mixes elegantly. If you choose to drink it warm, top it off with some whipped cream, caramel sauce, and a dash of salt. You'll thank me later.

I know I know, two caramel vodkas Lo? Really? There is a difference from the two I promise. One, this is an even higher end vodka that seems to be just as smooth as Sobieski, but some how I get a bit more intense bite at the finish of this one. Almost in a way were it is pleasant. This is simply a second option to the latter vodka. These are for your single Friday nights but you still want to keep up your dignity.

Again, Fall is that time of year when we brace for the colder days and longer nights. This liqueur is for those Irish cream lovers, but who don't want to rush the mood Irish cream calls for during the holidays. This is a great liqueur at an awesome price at Gates Circle Wine and Liquor to help ease your craving for something sweet and rich in flavor. I've never had pumpkin pie before, but if in fact it's as good as this, I'll never look back.

Whiskey is an important spirit to have all year around, but why don't we try something new. This is a Canadian Whiskey that almost imitates itself as a bourbon (Or maybe, I just have a problem drinking everything with an alcohol content straight) if you haven't caught on to what I look for in a drink, it has to be smooth. I want to be able to have the liquor sit in my mouth for a few seconds so I can appreciate it's character. No offense to those Jack lovers, but I can't do that with it. It forces too much tar and a oak taste that churns my stomach. Collingwood has a lot of potential even conveys this sweetness to it. I think it's a great Fall whiskey because it is another filler to the sweet tooth we get when those Sunny days disappear.

Don't worry I didn't forget the Wine lovers. This is a Spanish Malbec from Argentina that has a great fruit following, with some tannin. It's something you can drink with brie, or have a meaty stew or soup with. It compliments almost everything and I find it to be a great transition for those heavier grapes like Cabernet, Merlot, and Syrah.

All of these wine and spirits can be find and MY favorite place to shop and my job! I cannot stress how great the prices are here and because of that, it gives everyone in the area the opportunity to experience new things.

ENJOY!

The Replacement refs are just drunk

 

 

I think America has been exceptionally hard on our new refs this season. I mean yes yesterday's game was quite a shock for the Packers. However, there is just something in me where I have to extend my support for them. Here's why:

 

1. How can you start a job, without some experience? It's only week three right? Let's give these refs some time to warm up to the proper calls. I mean they're all old men so you know all your senses drop the ball.

2. We all make mistakes right? I mean sure, these ref make mistakes that cost millions of dollars. However, mistakes still happen. Athletes make mistakes all the fucking time. 

 

Kobe Bryant

Ben Roethlisburger

Tom Brady (I JUST DON'T LIKE THIS FOOL HE'S ON THE LIST)

Chad Johnson

TERRELL OWENS-THAT'S A BIGGIE

So we're all not perfect :D

3. They were drunk right? I mean I know with all the pressure and I'm sure bribery from team owners they were always toasted before a game to ref the way they did right?

Oh, They didn't drink.

They just messed up that much?

Every week?

Every game?

THAT'S WHY THE BILLS ARE 2-1??!!?

It all makes sense.

These new officials are idiots.

The picture above says it all.

*contacts management*

DNC Drinking Game

Note: To play this game, the Democratic National Convention must be ON. No,it's not an rerun of the Cosby's. If you see that only the marathon of the popular show is on, then it's just the republicans messing with your television. Go next door.

Drink when...

1.  someone says Obama.
2.  there's a mention of the American Dream.
3.  Romney is referred to as a fictional character.
4. if Bill Clinton checks out one of the interns.
5. if Hilary feels up Michelle.
6. Chris Matthews shouts for no apparent reason.

HAVE FUN!

Yea Buddy! Nov. 2012

Why you should work at a liquor store in college

1. Keeps you classy- Working at the type of liquor store I work at you begin to learn what's good and bad for you. You instantly become the gateway to your friends stomachs on what will and won't make them puke. It seems so simple to me, but I'm sure some of you didn't know this.
    Drink something high in sugar, well then enjoy spending your time in the shitter
    Drink something natural and unique, you become one classy bitch! You chique!

2. Oh the people you meet- Networking is prime at a liquor store. Customers connect with other customers, staff and at the very end;me. As the person at the register I get to have the last word with all of our customers. Since November, I have learned ways to become a cop, fire fighter, places to eat, find a car,etc. Everyone loves liquor, so refer something that you know that customer has never had before. When they like what you give them, they'll take care of you.

3. YOU FUCKING DRINK!-Well, that's if you're 21 or know how to really get your manager off. They even encourage it. My first day at the job, I was drunk off of scotch slurring my words trying to order Chinese in my apartment even though the Asian kept screaming "WE CLOSING". I still persisted on the sesame chicken.



I will never get sick of this job. EVER.

The Vodka Vag, and Whiskey Dick Syndrome

It has come to my attention that this epidemic is a serious matter. It's sweeping our nation and it needs to be addressed.

SURGEON GENERAL WARNING- Too much consumption of alcohol can result in black outs, or worse, loss of sensation of your glory parts.

 

Whiskey Dick- Most of you may know this definition. It is when a man is so drunk he cannot have an erect penis. Guys, be realistic with yourself. Is it the fact that you can't get hard because you're drunk or does your lady friend look like Rasputia of Norbit? Think about it

 

Vodka Vag- occurs when a female is so schwasted she loses feeling in her vagina. Women; do not be confused with green bean syndrome, you're just interacting with a small thin penis. You may need another drink.

But Seriously if anyone looks like this and you're drunk run away.

Back to School means Back to Booze

Alcohol is the perfect school supply to unwind from a rough day of class, or ease the pain of a bad test grade. It is also great at erasing your memory for the night.

However the most anticipating part of college is in fact the first weekend of classes. Think of it has a family reunion or your favorite typical gathering with a mix of trash.

Thus this means you need to stock your bar right. However, we're in college. We cannot afford classy liquor all the time, but don't scam yourself either. There's alcohol that you can buy that's not expensive, but still delicious.

Here's  a few to choose from, and a few that you should avoid at all costs because it is a waste.

Rum

Bacardi is always a good choice. I'd say that it's a consistent rum,also right on with the taste you want.  However, at most places this rum can be a bit over priced. you are better off buying a half gallon or handle of the stuff. Aside from this, I'd suggest a rum that's valued at about $18-$20 for a liter. It's probably legit. Avoid Barton at all costs.

Everyone deserves to spoil themselves. A fifth of this rum ranges about $30. However, the flavors are a lot more present than silver rum. I always try to avoid silver rum if I don't care about the presentation of my cocktails. Others who prefer darker rums will usually lean towards a spiced rum because they think it has the most flavor. That is not necessarily true. Spiced rums can be good, but it will only be one thing; spiced rum. If you want something that doesn't have just an additional flavor, something that was crafted on its own natural ingredients, 10 Cane is your rum.

Vodka

I'd say for college, this is the best vodka to go for. It's decent, and kind to your wallet. I only recommend this vodka for those who need it for A LOT of mixing. Also, a handle is only about $20 if you go to the right place. If they charge you anymore than that walk away. Seriously, get the fuck out they're robbing you.

JUST DON'T DO IT! I'm not saying Absolut is a God awful vodka...Wait yes I am. To pay $30 for a fifth  is just a scam. Most people use vodka as vices for mixing and creating cocktails so why pay so much? I wouldn't even do a shot of this if it were free.

I'm not sure if a lot of people have been exposed to this classic Russian vodka. If you're looking for class, a liter of this is no more than $25. When you taste it, you'll know you're getting what you paid for. It's a smooth, simple, and sophisticated vodka. We all deserve to spoil ourselves sometimes.

Tequila

You can't go wrong here. Good Tequila is reasonable. Great Tequila is not cheap (you'll see) Espolon is a reasonable tequila that is pretty good. If anyone remembers my lesson of tequila and needs to know what to look for your answer awaits here. Sold by the fifth for about $25.

Probably the cheapest Tequila you can find in the states, but if I had to pick this or Jose, you better believe this will be in my mouth. Some places less than $15. great for Margaritas, Tequila Sunrise, Long Island Iced Tea. A drink you can make were you say "I just don't give a flying FUCK"

All I have to say is do research. This is your Christmas present to yourself. This is what you'll buy for Cinco de Mayo. This is not the best I've had, because the best I've had retailed at $100. This ranges based on each brand $45-$80. Still delicious.

Bottoms up!

Next Post: Let's Talk about Gin. Coming Soon!

What Drinking can do for you!

It's funny how fast thirty days of drinking can fly as opposed to thirty days of sobriety. If it wasn't obvious from Facebook, twitter, or whatever you choose to use to stalk me (I really hope you're not in my closet. If so, do you have any olives for my martini?) that the latter of this challenge was a blast. I went out, partied, drank in my room, got drunk about 80% of the time. I really wish that were a lie.

Basically the past thirty days were a blackout, here's why.

Selective Energy- I say this because a large amount of my energy was spent drinking and going out. Is that wrong? FUUUUUCK No. Does that effect other prorities, you bet your ass it does. Since I saved my energy for drinking, when it came time for work I was practically a zombie. I would pretty much lay around and have people do  hard tasks, while I would complete the mindless ones, like Tetris.

Eating Habits- At this very moment I am try to fight off a pot belly. I try not to eat a lot because I am aware that alcohol is full of empty calories and I'm sensible to know what I need to put in my body and when. I also get drunk faster if I eat less which makes the wallet happy. It's just those hangover days (20/30) of them were I raid the cafeteria and wonder how I finished three plates and a yogurt. Weight has fluctuated this past month, but I still try to make a habit to go to the gym. The only catch is, I don't go six times a week anymore. It's more like four, or three. However when I'm there, if I prepare myself mentally, I can still dish out a good work out, that's the rugger in me. I love that rugger is a word and that I didn't have to do spell check.

DRINK BREAK

Strength- That concept has not left me thankfully. In fact, when I'm drunk I feel even stronger. It's like I'm Thor or  more so the HULK in his early stages. I cannot control my actions in the least and I just want lift, jump, or break things. So yes, I'm She Hulk.

Mood- This one is very significant that we should all pay attention to. Everyday at work if I'm stressed out my motivator is a drink. This is something you should not rely on but here I am. I'm actually going 31 days strong because as happy as I was knowing I don't have to drink, that is still all I want to do. If not, I'm a bitch. With a lack of energy comes a low tolerance for patience, and I hold a lot of emotions in all the time. Sometimes I may have a short temper. Prime example, my boss did something that upset me so much, I set up my mattress to be a punching bag.


Right now I need to work on a slow transition to not drinking everyday. I need to save that for the weekends, as well as knowing that I need to save my money. Can you tell even my will to write this is limited? Thanks booze.

I don't recommend everyone trying this challenge because we all react differently to substance abuse. I really need to push myself to have a controlled habit or my posts will forever become jibberish, like this one.