"Spongebob Squarepants" celebrates thirteen years being on the air, and that little bastard still owes me a Pina Colada I don't care if part of the ingredients are his house.
Spongebob is 95% part of the reason why I drink in the first place. I mean do you think someone over the age of 15 can watch a show about a sponge making hamburgers who's best friends with a squirrel and a starfish under water?
I'm shocked I don't watch this show stoned.
Okay I have a few times. My point is this.
Spongebob is a sponge.
I will repeat this.
Spongebob Squarepants is a sponge, and he has been on television for 13 years.
Anyway, here's a fun way to start off your nights out. It's what I'd like to call "Saturday Morning Breakfast"
- Drink whenever Patrick looks confused
- Drink when Mr. Krabs says "you wastin all me money"
- Drink whenever Sandy talks. No body likes to hear that bitch talk. Not no body
- Drink twice whenever Gary meows. When's the last time you heard a snail meow? Drink four.
- Drink whenever Spongebob dances
- Drink whenever Spongebob frollics
- Jelly fishing. Drink for just reading that.
- Drink whenever Spongebob is being Spongebob
- Chug.
In all seriousness I really love this show.
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