The joys of drinking while writing a paper.

Before I break this down, please note that all drinking (based on society's notion on not having a problem) should not be administered alone. Besides, drinking buddies are for documentation of one's actions. Do you really want to forget the time you peed in a traffic cone? Anyway, here are reasons why to drink while writing a paper.

1. Race to see when you can finish the paper before you see double the words
2. Save the earth. Drinking Vodka conserves your daily use of water (wasteful bitch)
3. Motivate yourself. Every paragraph you finish you could earn yourself a shot
4. This can lead to losing your race to finishing your paper before a blurry screen. As a rugger, when this happens, just down in one.
5. I think my best thoughts are done when I'm drinking. Do they relate to the assignment, of course not. However, at least my professor will think my reasons as to why Danny Devito is really Napoleon Bonaparte as innovative, and I might slide with a D.
6. Drinking is delicious

....Yes this post was made while under the influence.