The Vodka Vag, and Whiskey Dick Syndrome

It has come to my attention that this epidemic is a serious matter. It's sweeping our nation and it needs to be addressed.

SURGEON GENERAL WARNING- Too much consumption of alcohol can result in black outs, or worse, loss of sensation of your glory parts.

 

Whiskey Dick- Most of you may know this definition. It is when a man is so drunk he cannot have an erect penis. Guys, be realistic with yourself. Is it the fact that you can't get hard because you're drunk or does your lady friend look like Rasputia of Norbit? Think about it

 

Vodka Vag- occurs when a female is so schwasted she loses feeling in her vagina. Women; do not be confused with green bean syndrome, you're just interacting with a small thin penis. You may need another drink.

But Seriously if anyone looks like this and you're drunk run away.